thx 4 listening 2 me crap.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Corporate Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,"Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Corporate Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the>>manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Corporate Lesson 3:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Corporate Lesson 4:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to Get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullsht might get you to the top, but it won't keepyou there .
... to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 1:21 PM
just wake up...
ytd went for my last school term class charlet...
good...
enjoy myself...
not because of the fun part...
but the part where almost whole class was there...
thanks heling for making that touching video...
thanks aidah for the cake and landyard...
thanks hajjar for the cookies...
thanks all the others who make this charlet possible...
MUACHX!!!
will miss you guys lots...
take care guys...
and all the best for your future undertaking...
AF0302... my best memory in poly life...
thanks for creating it...
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 12:19 PM
Saturday, February 25, 2006
i miss me black hair SoOoOo much...
sobzz
stupid hair color... i will never let others to decide on my hair color ever again...
damn...
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 6:55 PM
Thursday, February 23, 2006
hehx... hamie is really fast...
he send mi the entre-day pix le...
thanks hamie...
me...hamie and avril...
hamie...zhao...puay...sq and zhong wei...
me and avril CHONG....
the ladies in black...
(avril...liyan..puay...peh...me and chia...)
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 9:53 AM
ytd when i was still doing the last Q of the QM paper...
anxious to finish the paper to get out of the hall...
cos need to go toliet...hahaz...
after came out of the hall....
shiok....
finally finish...
when having dinner with avril, 2 lihui(s), puay, yan mei, adaline, sheryl and yw
happy and sad....
happy...finally got a peacefully dinner for 2 weeks...
sad...is the last time we gather around to have dinner after exams and talk about "wow...shiok...finally finish le"....
then while eating... the stupid job agency called me...
lost...
lost because he remind me I have to choose what I'm going to do now...
then wake up half an hour ago...
"blank"
"blank" because finally finish exams ...BUT WHY CAN'T I FALL BACK TO SLEEP AGAIN????!!!
sianzZzZzZz....
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 8:45 AM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
YES!! finally finish my exams....!!
that means I finally complete my poly life le...
BUT it also means that all my frenz and i will be parting...
>.< sobz....
so sad...
"tian xia wu bu san zi yan xi"...
i hate this sentence...
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 10:11 PM
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
today is 21/02/2006...
time now is 12.18 pm...
31 hrs more...
all exams will be ended...
and that will be the the finish line of my poly life...
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 12:19 PM
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
today went for the gic 2nd interview...
waited at the same waiting room for half an hour again...
today the interview group shrink from 6 pple to 2 pple...
but the level of intensity in the atmosphere increase from level 5 to level 7 (max.10)
not much questions but the questions being asked was something i never think of...
(anyway... i oso didnt think of any questions before I went in so every Q is alien to me...hehx)
overall still ok...
so now have to wait for result...
still got lots of study to do...>.<
go to go now...
22nd Feb... i'm coming....
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 11:47 AM
Friday, February 10, 2006
today went for the raffles interview...
disappointed...
and i have made up my mind...
well... that's life...
>.<
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 9:45 PM
Thursday, February 09, 2006
today went home about 2.30pm...
i think is also the dismissal time for sec school...
saw lots of sec school students...
wow...
they all have the same "ba wu"...
the sec school "ba wu"(smell)...
hahaz...
kind of miss it...
and this is the last week of sch...
i was wondering do poly also have a "ba wu"
well... maybe i cannot smell it now...
maybe in the future i look back to my poly life...
i might find a "ba wu"...
and that is the "ba wu" of AF0302...
a wonderful "ba wu"...
and sure gonna to miss it badly...
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tuesday went to watch the I not stupid 2 with my mum and cousin
hmm... still ok.... not bad...
some part very touching...
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hai~gic call me for a 2nd interview...
don't know consider it to be good or not good....
as mention before...
don't really like the atmosphere there...
kind of scary...
had already trying to ruin the 1st interview but still get in...
everyone say is fated...
ya... maybe...
if really fated...
please let the salary to be my maximum expected ...
hahaz...
at least there something to convince me...
>.<
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 7:34 PM
Friday, February 03, 2006
so fast 1 week gone le...
still got 14 days to go...
muz study hard... cos this is the last round le...
>.<
...to be continued...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away@ 8:36 AM